I Have Come

[Thanatos]

Hello there. I am obviously new here and would like to make sure that this community is intelligent enough to deserve my registration.

Post who you are and what style of trolling you prefer. If you do not please me retribution will be had. That includes just deserts.

I would also like to know what current forums you are trolling and whether or not you can write a coherent sentence.

Do not disappoint me.

 

[Dual]

Something about you screams Elfwanker. I am wary.

I am Dual. King, senator, consul, colonel, priest, slayer of Borgs, president, and so much more! I hold more titles than I can remember, to be honest. In case that didn't tell you, I'm a character troll, though I'm mostly retired now. In the past I brought Wordforge to its knees (my moment of glory), and fucked with the emotionally scarred morons at Exisle for a good while. Did a bit on TBBS but never really got into the swing over there. My other jobs have been obscure and unknown to TKers or most denizens of the internet, so I shan't waste your time by describing them. Nowadays I operate a deep cover low posting dual at EI biding my time until I strike, have an admin account's password at the same board (currently auctioning it actually), but spend most of my forum time on TK. Certain TKers (Jack, Elfwanker, a few others in that crowd) are super easy to troll. It's like shooting fish in a barrel but slightly more satisfying.

I'd like to think that I can string together coherent sentences.

Good enough for you?

 

[Thanatos]

Yes, yes. If there are more like you on these boards I may enjoy my time here.

 

[Ivan Drago]

Hello there. I am obviously new here and would like to make sure that this community is intelligent enough to deserve my registration.

Post who you are and what style of trolling you prefer. If you do not please me retribution will be had. That includes just deserts.

I would also like to know what current forums you are trolling and whether or not you can write a coherent sentence.

Do not disappoint me.

I MUST BREAK YOU.

 

[Sarek]

Hello there. I am obviously new here and would like to make sure that this community is intelligent enough to deserve my registration.

You registered before finding out. Not very intelligent.

Post who you are and what style of trolling you prefer. If you do not please me retribution will be had. That includes just deserts.

It's "just deSSert's" not "deSerts'. Strike 2.

I would also like to know what current forums you are trolling and whether or not you can write a coherent sentence.

No and no.

Do not disappoint me.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Sarek]

I MUST BREAK YOU.

YOU MUST SHUT UP.

 

[Thanatos]

You registered before finding out. Not very intelligent.



It's "just deSSert's" not "deSerts'. Strike 2.



No and no.



Shut the fuck up.

Stupid Flesh.

Respect must be taught.

 

[VKD]

I have come

more squeezing the base needed I think.

 

[Love Child]

I have cum too. Morning orgasm. Then dancing, it was beautiful. Then I left the house with a shirt and no bra.

 

[Thanatos]

I have cum too. Morning orgasm. Then dancing, it was beautiful. Then I left the house with a shirt and no bra.

Teach me how to come like you.

 

[Kitty]

Theres trolls here? Where?

 

[Lawrence Connor]

huh? wha?

 

[Kitty]

 

[Lawrence Connor]

I need to wipe the semen off my monitor now.

 

[Thanatos]

Cannot... Must not...

 

[starguard]

Schließen Sie das fickt ab

 

[Thanatos]

Schließen Sie das fickt ab

lol wut

 

[The Dork Lord]

I Have Come

And now you may go

 

[Thanatos]

These boards move slow.

 

[Cacophony]

It's "just deSSert's" not "deSerts'. Strike 2.

You also forgot to point out that he missed a necessary comma before "retribution."

Illiterate noobs are not wanted here.