I have solved racism...

[Volpone]

I even have an alternate plan that, while it would work even better, has the problem of being impossible by current technology.

ANYHOW...my first solution IS possible--simple, even: Everyone wears blackface all the time.

Back in the days of segregation, black performers would sometimes wear blackface in order to perform at white clubs. Same idea: White people wear blackface. Black people wear blackface. Then we all look alike and it is impossible for the pigs to know who to discriminate against. Problem solved!

 

[jack]

Great idea!!

 

[Chuckles51]

Shouldn’t it be called African American face or face of color???

 

[Volpone]

The alternate plan is to make a time machine, go back to the 1600s, and convince them to enslave Mexicans instead of black people. Then the blacks would mostly still be in Africa and all the Mexicans in America would be here as legal US citizens. Everybody wins!

 

[Loktar]

The alternate plan is to make a time machine, go back to the 1600s, and convince them to enslave Mexicans instead of black people. Then the blacks would mostly still be in Africa and all the Mexicans in America would be here as legal US citizens. Everybody wins!

I'd make a time machine, go back to the 1400s, and convince Native American Indians to to tell Europeans to GTFO and go back to Europe and stay there.

 

[Starship Coyote]

The alternate plan is to make a time machine, go back to the 1600s, and convince them to enslave Mexicans instead of black people. Then the blacks would mostly still be in Africa and all the Mexicans in America would be here as legal US citizens. Everybody wins!

Actually, they tried to enslave "Native Americans" first, but they made such shitty workers that they switched to jungle bunnies... who seemed to take orders better.

So, no, your idea won't work.

 

[Volpone]

Mexicans are different than Indians. The proof? How many Indians you see on work crews. 3 Mexicans built me a chimney in under a week. Then they started putting a roof on my garage for free because they felt bad about how slow I was at it. Indians just get drunk on firewater with their casino money.