I just had a wet dream about diana ross

[jack]

She was singing someday we'll be together while being plowed up the ass

 

[Mentalist]

I have a video of her peforming Upside Down on stage and she tells Michael to come down and dance with her so she can tear him down and he comes on stage and wrecks it up thriller style and takes the mic off her and finishes her own song.

It's kay.


She's going out with John Voight now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHe's not hot.

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

OLD HAG

 

[whisky]

She must be made of uranium, last I heard she was in the middle of a chain reaction.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE' SNOT HOT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I disclosed here a few days ago that she had a vagina transplant. Didn't you all get the memo?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, she did. Michael needed a vase.