I Just Took A Good Venooking

jack

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Now it makes sense why the neighborhood that Chuckie lives in is called "The Bottom".
 

jack

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Why dies Chuckie always get thrown out of bars?

He's always asking the guy next to him if he can push his stool in!
 

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Chuckie says a blow job makes his day but anal sex makes his hole weak!
 

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I Just Took A Good Venooking, VapNappy, Vap, vappooper, gnome Venooker.


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jack

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What's the difference between dogshit and CeeJay?

When dogshit gets old it turns white and stops stinking!

:bigass:
 

jack

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Why would a shark never eat CeeJay?

They think it's whale shit!
 

jack

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Why does CeeJay cry during sex?

From the mace!

:bigass:
 

jack

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What's CeeJays idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch!"
 

jack

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Chuckie says a blow job makes his day but anal sex makes his hole weak!

That's what Devilman and KP always say

:bigass:
 

jack

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CeeJay's baby mama's all say that the toughest three years of his life were first grade!!!!

:bigass:
 

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Ooooh-Ooooh! Oooooh hell yeah!..Just Took A Good Venooking, VapNappy, Vap, vappooper, gnome Venooker. Soups on bitch, get your bowl, its luch time..Shrimp and Clam stew. :bigass:

 

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Zombie Hunter
The last Grown-Up Job I had, there was a Chinese restaurant in my rotation of lunch places that did a delicious Egg Foo Young. I'd never had it before, tried it, and loved it. A few years after moving to Kentucky, I started craving egg foo young. There's a takeout Chinese place next to my current liquor store--which is a block from my grocery store--so I got my booze, ordered a plate, and did my grocery shopping.

It was not good. But even bad egg foo young is egg foo young. There is also a takeout Chinese place next to my bank. So I ordered a plate and went to talk to my banker. It was not bad. I wouldn't go so far as to say it was good, but it was better than the other place. But dang, it did a number on my guts.

First off, Chinese places always give you enough food for 2. But rather than risk trying to portion and reheat and such, I just ate the whole bugger. I was full for 2 days after. And I crapped every few hours. And for 2 days, my craps smelled like egg foo young.
 

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Zombie Hunter
Woke up for my 5am bathroom break at 6:39. And 20 minutes after going back to bed I realized I had to go back and sit down for a bit if I was going to go back to sleep. It's amazing, how hard it is to poop at night, compared to how easy it is in the morning. I mean, we're talking a 2 hour time difference from a couple little Tootsie Rolls after much exertion, and a huge effortless dump. Obviously your body does it so you don't shit the bed, but it is a nuisance when you can feel it building up down there to the point that it interferes with your sleep.
 
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