Lately my dog wants to go Out at 4am. And I wind up taking a good venooking. It seems odd to do this in the middle of the night, so last night I just went back to bed. But by around 5:30, my belly was swelled up and my guts were churning to the point that I had to get up and take care of it, bringing along my cell phone as a light source (and so I can pass the time looking at pictures of naked 18 year old girls). It was like watching a new volcanic island being created as the cone rose from the bowl's floor.