I Just Took A Good Venooking

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
It was a two flusher.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
And another. :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How's it going with Tyralak and ASVS, cupcakeer?
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Did you name them "Jack" and "Jack Jr."?
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
I did! Yes.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
On Saturdays I like to sleep in until my bowels force me to get up. But then, instead of heading straight to the reading room, I open all the blinds, feed the pets, water the plants, and get the coffee going--all while having increasing contractions until it gets unbearable and I have to shuffle to the reading room with the little brown turtle's head crowning like a vengeful Godzilla. It's magical as I anxiously raise the lid, drop PJs trou and, in a fluid motion, sit down while the jacklike deposit flows like a load of wet cement from a dump truck. :diacanu:
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
And I took another venooking this morning. It was nasty.
 

The Question

Eternal
Reading while shitting is the entire reason I dropped three bills on a Kindle Oasis.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
Reading while shitting is the entire reason I dropped three bills on a Kindle Oasis.

It's a great place to read or contemplate. After all, Martin Luther dreamed up the Reformation while in the toilet, and we all know what a big movement that became.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Pun intended, I assume?
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
And another. :D
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
:bigass: chuckie is trying desperately to fit in.

:::snigger:::
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
Nothing is so cringeworthy as watching you try to fit in.



:bigass: chuckie is trying desperately to fit in.

:::snigger:::





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tee-hee
 
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