I may stop sucking dicks

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Just for the hell of it.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
why did you feel you had to make men cry today?
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO THESE THINGS
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
You understand where I'm coming from.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Why, did you get married or something?
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Nope. Actually, I have a cold, and sucking with a stopped up nose just ain't fun for either party. ;)

As we hilariously found out yesterday.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I could see where that would be an issue. Truthfully it works both ways, because you need to be able to breathe in the clinches. That's why I had both my upper bicuspids removed: airholes.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Just come see me, I'll come so hard it will immediately clear out your sinuses.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Plus I got the giggles because he had these shorts on that were tied, and I couldn't get the knot undone, and he did it, and he said "it's like a bow," and I said "you wrapped it for me, like a gift." And then I started laughing harder and said "like a dick in the box." So, it just went downhill from there.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
laughing during sex can be fun, and it can totally ruin the mood. Once I was in this marathon session that happened to take place in the overhead bed section of a cabover camper, and right when we got to that "Third gear" phase where it gets harder and more intense, I raised up a little too high and bonked the hell outta myself on the ceiling. Made an entirely different kind of "O" face, and both of us collapsed into a laughing fit. Actually had to pause for a while, got dressed and went and had a steak dinner at the casino next door, then came back and started over. Nice weekend overall, but that one moment was a showstopper...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Well, he started giggling too, and it didn't help that I was a tad high, so we just saved it for another time. I was laughing and said "Okay, game face," and he laughed, and he laughed when I was sucking him, so I started laughing again.

In case you hadn't guessed, I don't take sex seriously at all.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Sex is only serious during a drought, when you start seriously entertaining options that you know will be disastrous, like exes, or stalkers, or dubious pedigree people. It's like having beer goggles on all day long and without the pleasant buzz...
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I MIGHT START
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND GIVE ME TWENTY LICKS
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Grin and Bare it, missy.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I already do that.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I can't have sex without giggling or making a funny at some point. It's just a bizarre act.
 
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