I shot an elephant in my pjamas

[whisky]

what it was doing in my pjamas I;ll never know

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

I suspect it was all a bad dream

 

[whisky]

I'm guessing you dont watch a lot of Marx brothers

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

I have an elephant trunk in my pants.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

LOL GROUCHO MARX WAS A PEDOPHILE LOL

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What! Kelly Clarkson ain't that bad!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

^No shit.