If a woman sends you a poem

[Mirah]

What does it mean?

 

[jack]

That she wants him

to flick her bean.

 

[Mirah]

She sent it to me

 

[jack]

A scratcher is needed

Every girl knows

For that constant itching

Between her big toes.

 

[Mirah]

I still haven't sent her anything

OMG

Life got busy!

 

[FBI parte due]

Did she write it, or did someone else?

 

[The Question]

If a girl sends
You poetry
It means she wants
Yer hard wee-wee

But if you ain't got
That sort of a thing
Just share yer plastic
Ding-a-ling

And now that I've written
This horrible trash
I'm off to PornHub
To watch clips of bashed gash

 

[Mirah]

Did she write it, or did someone else?

Someone else

 

[FBI parte due]

Was it any good

 

[Mirah]

Yes

The Bell and The Blackbird
By David Whyte

The sound of a bell
Still reverberating,
or a blackbird calling
from a corner of the field,
asking you to wake
into this life,
or inviting you deeper
into the one that waits.

Either way
takes courage,
either way wants you
to be nothing
but that self that
is no self at all,
wants you to walk
to the place
where you find
you already know
how to give
every last thing
away.

The approach
that is also
the meeting
itself,
without any
meeting
at all.

That radiance
you have always
carried with you
as you walk
both alone
and completely
accompanied
in friendship
by every corner
of the world
crying
Allelujah.