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If Christ had an overbite

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And he were alive today, do you think he would get braces? What would Jesus do?
 
He would ask "Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?".
 
I would say, "I was in the manger with all the hay".
 
If christ had an overbite he would look like he belonged ont eh simpsons
 
A fate worse then death!
 
I don't think Jesus would care if you have a good laugh about him.
 
Jesus would probably go to get them fixed, find out our medical insurance system is fucked up, get pissed and turn us all to pillars of salt.

Then he would go to Red Lobster.
 
Or Sizzler.
 
Mary and Joseph would have had the braces put on before Jesus started showing signs of Saviorism. He wasn't baptized or started a ministry until age 30, so there was plenty of time for the teeth to get straightened before the more important public appearanes started happening.

Maybe the other question is, with the advient of reality TV, would Jesus have Ty Carpenter's job on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition before getting into the whole self-sacrifice thing? And which government would end up putting Him on trial? And would He have gotten a lighter sentence than death, thereby botching the whole plan? Would Jesus have been a prison librarian for 10 years, only to be released so that He would get a job with a construction company and make visits to a parole officer until middle age? When/how would the death and resurrection occur? And would it become another reality show?
 
He would look cute.
 
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