Im getting tired of the internet

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's a shut-in to do?

 

[headvoid]

Set up a webcam and charge people to watch you?

 

[whisky]

Finally watch lost

 

[Mentalist]

^yah

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Finally watch BSG.

Or think of a random but interesting subject and google for message boards related to it. Troll the shit out of them.

 

[curiousa2z]

TRUE BLOOD's coming back soon!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Shout things in klingon out your window.

 

[Dick Prickle]

Take walks?

I once found a sheet of smiley face stickers while walking, and left them on various signs throught\out town!

Or, you could read.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Go all Michael Hebranko and shit.

 

[Cassie]

Start your own cult.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That's what L. Ron Hubbard did!

 

[Cassie]

We'll be your first disciples!

 

[headvoid]

I can see Egg in his chair now - sitting as head of the Egg Cult

Slowly unwrapping an egg and eating it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have sex with a condom.

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you mean sex while useing a condom or sexing a condom?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The latter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The condom was asking for it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats what he said!