I imagine you would like this type of woman Bertfoot. A woman this size no doubt has a continuous fish smell due to the inability to reach her many creavases when she bathes, or showers. The smell of fish allowing you to still indulge in your more unnatural proclivities.
Or, you just like big fat bitches.
That, or you just fuck any chick that'll have you, much like myself.
Any port in the storm, amirite mate?