In Which I Cause WF To Strangle Itself TO DEATH.

[Volpone]

It's literally an alternate reality, disconnected from fact. Frontline was on Facebook, talking about some early 1980s KGB defector who was explaining how you brainwash and subvert a culture and warning that it is being done to America. There's a stage where facts mean nothing. You can show someone something and they go on believing something else anyway.

It's why I don't engage in debate anymore. It's pointless. [Insert the pigeon playing chess gif here]

 

[Volpone]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Bezmenov The article doesn't dig much into the interview where he lays it out, but if you feel like poking around, it shouldn't take much to find it. Oh. Looks like it is on YouTube. Link at footnote 13.

 

[The Question]

I found a li'l somethin' for ol' Nova. Turd-run and John (whatever he's calling himself these days) too.

This is why the loonie left is doomed to inevitable, even if eventual, failure. Because Truth > Delusion. Period.

 

[jack]

If I were ever that invested I'd just wear panties and fap into them. No ones taking my penis! I like my silly willy!

 

[The Question]

Damn it, I'm trying to upset people here! Well, I say 'people', but...

 

[Loktar]

If I were ever that invested I'd just wear panties and fap into them. No ones taking my penis! I like my silly willy!

I'm not that invested but thinking of using some of my stimulus money for fake tits and fake vagina panties.

 

[jack]

I've got a used fleshlight I could sell you cheap. Freshly washed.

 

[Loktar]

I've got a used fleshlight I could sell you cheap. Freshly washed.

I've thought about getting a pocket pussy, but friends tell me it's not the same as the real thing.

 

[jack]

You've never had real pussy?

 

[Loktar]

You've never had real pussy?

Ummm....no. Sadly I'm a 47 year old virgin. I'm more pathetic than Steve Carell's character in the 40 year old virgin.

 

[The Question]

Did your dad never give you... The Talk?

Okay, check it out:

When an aardvark and a canteloupe love each other very much...

Wait, that's... somehow that's not quite right. Gimme a break, I've never given The Talk before!

 

[Loktar]

Did your dad never give you... The Talk?

Okay, check it out:

When an aardvark and a canteloupe love each other very much...

Wait, that's... somehow that's not quite right. Gimme a break, I've never given The Talk before!

No I never got the Talk. I figured things out on my own between health class and Dr Ruth's Sex for Dummies. My parents were strict Catholic. I never even masturbated until I was in college. Not that I had the privacy to do so with nosy helicopter parents and 4 brothers.

 

[jack]

That's not pathetic, and after immunity I'ma help you fix that situation.

For reals. Getting laid is the most natural thing in the world.

 

[Volpone]

Save your pennies and cross it off the bucket list. It'll probably be terrible and disappointing but isn't everything in life? https://louisville.bedpage.com/Escorts/gallery

 

[jack]

I don't know about that. First time I got laid was remarkable. As was every time after that

 

[jack]

Save your pennies and cross it off the bucket list. It'll probably be terrible and disappointing but isn't everything in life? https://louisville.bedpage.com/Escorts/gallery

Ugh, escorts? Yuck. That's like getting a handjob from Blackfoot in the bathroom during ads.

Here's to the breezes
That blow the girls skirts
above their kneeses
and show the thing that pleases
and teases
and spreads diseases
Oh JESUS!

 

[The Question]

Blasting your first into a hooker is probably a tradition in some parts of the country. Like, for example, Nevada.

Better than Virginia, where they have the same tradition but with a first cousin substituted for the hooker.

 

[Loktar]

Blasting your first into a hooker is probably a tradition in some parts of the country. Like, for example, Nevada.

Better than Virginia, where they have the same tradition but with a first cousin substituted for the hooker.

How much are hookers in Nevada? One of my friends wants me to go to Atlantic City sometime with him and he said a really good hooker is $130.

 

[jack]

A good hooker is worth every penny. They're usually clean and LOVE older virgins. I was at the Ranch when I worked for VitaFlex and was doing a show in Reno. That was actually kind of fun.

Just remember to get the backs of their knees up on your shoulders. That way you won't "miss". It sucks when you think you're in but you're just sliding up the crack of their ass.

 

[The Question]

Not sure. When I was a much younger fella, a visit to a Vegas brothel was on my (what they didn't yet call a) "bucket list." Not high up on said list, but on it. Never have been to Vegas, though, so the impetus to look at prices never did become pressing.