Irritation

[Mandi]

You know what really irritates me? How it's ok to be proud to be black, to proud to be chinese, or proud to be Latino. But the minute you say, I'm proud to be white, you're a racist. I'm proud to be white, does that mean I hate all blacks, or all chinese, or all latins? No. I'm proud to be white, i'm proud to have the ancestors I have, whether they were nazis, or indians or scandanavian. Which i'm part all three. Does it make me a bad person to be proud of my heritage? Just because i'm white?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm just happy to be alive, man! *sniff*

I love you guys! You complete me! (I could give a shit what color any of youse all are. In my mind you look like your AVs, thus, THE POWER OF ASSOCIATION!)

 

[Mandi]

Thanks Kerby. I should hope that you dont look like your av tho

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, you can get around it by being Irish. You can be proud to be a white Irish person, but not, say, a white German. So start drinking Guiness and having sex with Leprachauns!

 

[Mandi]

are you a Leprachaun wacky?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Mandi]

damn

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get your own pot of gold.

 

[Master of Poop]

I'M A LEPPY WANNA FUCK ME? OH WAIT I DON'T FUCK FAT BITCHES!

 

[Bender24]

No you just fuck barnyard animals.

 

[Master of Poop]

Yeah, wheres that Cow dude at, i've got a boner!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BENDER, HERE!?

 

[Bender24]

I want that robot Butters in Cuddling! Get Cartmans big butt out of there and it might be a nice date.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LAME.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I am proud to be Irish, so why don't you shut up YE GREEET FAT SCO'SMAN!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because you're not Irish?

 

[Mentalist]

I am... Sort of. Actually not at all, my Grandfather was half Irish. Big whoop.


Oh. and Miranda dear, what have you got to be proud of being white? You could have been chosen to be born to a small pigmy in a grass skirt armed with guava halves and dry grass..

You can be proud of the people in your family and their culture but being proud of the colour of your skin is kinda lame since there is no reason to be proud.




*Stop using Blackadder influenced quotes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M PROUD IF BEING JEWISH

 

[Mandi]

I'm proud of being......um...nevermind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not proud.