No. "[x]" is not "the new [y]". 70 is 70. 100 is 100. And nothing on planet fucking Earth is "[xx] [unit of measurement] thin!" Nobody is "[xx] years young!" Every one of those phrases is an obnoxious, winking-at-you fucking lie. Fuckin' stop it. Stop adopting marketer-speak. It's slimy and dishonest, and using it makes you fucking slimy and dishonest.
You know what the "new hotness" is, nigger? Honesty. 100 is 100. No "this is the "new" that". Just honesty. Being brave. Being fucking honest. When you're old, you're fuckin' old. Being honest. That takes guts. Being fuckin' real.