CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Menty first.
I've turned heel
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
[you].
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
This time I've turned both heel AND gay.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
COMING SOON THE HOT ONE HUNDRED JEDWARDS LIST
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
We each take the hand of a Jedward.
I want Edward. I think.
I want Edward. I think.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Everyone always wants Edward. 
Wait does this mean I have to stop wanking over girls?
Wait does this mean I have to stop wanking over girls?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Not at all. In fact if you get one of the Jedwards I think that means you also get Tara Reid when she's in town. So there's that if you want it.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Edward really does seem like the gayer one doesn't he.
I wouldn't mind John, he tends to sit back more and take things in. KNOW WHAT I MEAN EH?
I wouldn't mind John, he tends to sit back more and take things in. KNOW WHAT I MEAN EH?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I meant attractive girls.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
With the right lighting...plus she loves to expose her boobies.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
This is now the Jedward news thread.
>> Biting back <<
Jedward shows his teeth
When doing the promo rounds for
Sharknado 3, Jedward popped in
to the London Live studio for
an interview. Predictably,
mayhem ensued. Somehow either
John or Edward (no-one could
tell the difference) managed
to sneak into the newsroom.
John/Edward was bumbling
around the room, thanking
all the people there for
their hard work and telling
them to 'enjoy London' like
some sort of demented royal.
But when the news editor told
him to get out of his newsroom,
John/Edward did not react well.
He marched out, screaming:
"YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE.
YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE."
>> Biting back <<
Jedward shows his teeth
When doing the promo rounds for
Sharknado 3, Jedward popped in
to the London Live studio for
an interview. Predictably,
mayhem ensued. Somehow either
John or Edward (no-one could
tell the difference) managed
to sneak into the newsroom.
John/Edward was bumbling
around the room, thanking
all the people there for
their hard work and telling
them to 'enjoy London' like
some sort of demented royal.
But when the news editor told
him to get out of his newsroom,
John/Edward did not react well.
He marched out, screaming:
"YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE.
YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE."
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Well technically he's/he's right...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
hehehe.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I feel too tired all the time to have a face/heel alignment OR a sexuality.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Important Jedward news for Eggs: https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/629216928066879489
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I like nipples. The hair's a bit much tho.