I've turned heel

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine if a madman shaved them bald.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They would both look like little Sinead O'Connors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jedward eat nothing but jelly babies.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And enjoy black boys on mopeds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And incest.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is he from Arkensas?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Current alignment: heel/straight.

FUCK YOU ALL I LIKE BREASTS.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK GAME OF THRONES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Stewie Griffin got married a couple of times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even have to be heel to say "fuck Family Guy."

 

[Dr Dave]

Word.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW'S THE CLEVELAND SHOW WORKING OUT, SETH?

 

[Dr Dave]

OK SETH?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I SAID

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK KITTENS.

 

[Dr Dave]

How dare you sir!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'VE TURNED HELIUM

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Strongly considering turning heel, burning all my internet relations to the ground, deleting my account, starting over on TrekBBS from the beginning and developing a new, superior personality.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I blame Baby Yoda.