Jack, dearest and nearest to my heart

[jack]

Because you've been sucking it so vociferously.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

hands up who here has had a gastric sleeve fitted?

*lowers hand*

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

you must be feeling pretty humiliated now Eloisel, seeing how this troll backfired on you so spectacularly.

maybe an admin can show mercy and lock this thread before you embarass yourself any more.


:laugh:

 

['Gear]

This thread makes me wonder yet again why Jack hates for forums to flourish. TK TKR 100D and so many others. But only for a moment.

Than I remember that I don't ask questions I don't need answers to.

Heh. What a kooky fuck.

 

[jack]

you must be feeling pretty humiliated now Eloisel, seeing how this troll backfired on you so spectacularly.

maybe an admin can show mercy and lock this thread before you embarass yourself any more.


:laugh:

Interesting.

 

[eloisel]

Still here? I've been Christmas shopping, cleaned the bathroom and put down a new rug, cleaned out the litter boxes, took out the trash, fed the outdoor critters, ordered a few Christmas presents online, had dinner, and exchanged emails about this weekend's plans with a few friends. I don't need to troll you guys. You do it to yourself so spectacularly well.

 

['Gear]

Am I the only one who's noticed Fake Eloisel's grammar and sentence construction has taken a turn for the worse?

'She's' usually pretty careful about that sort of thing.

I wonder what that's all about.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

isn't it obvious? I'm running the Eloisel account again.

I'm also jack. And you.

 

['Gear]

Do a better job.

 

[Love Child]

I didn't post to or about Jack for my own reasons.
Did you think I believed you'd pay up?
You don't have a million dollars, never had a million dollars, and if you ever do get a million dollars you wouldn't give it to me.

But we had faith in you!

Goodnight.

 

[Love Child]

Funny hoe El did end up posting the truth about her and jack. It's all over this thread!

 

[jack]

Still here? I've been Christmas shopping, cleaned the bathroom and put down a new rug, cleaned out the litter boxes, blah blah blah blah

The way you eat, it's about time you cleaned the bathroom. I would assume cleaning the litter boxes for several dozen cats would take a while. Hopefully the stench is gone.

tl:dr to the rest.

 

[jack]

Funny hoe El did end up posting the truth about her and jack. It's all over this thread!

qft

 

[jack]

This thread makes me wonder yet again why I hate for forums to flourish. TK TKR 100D SF OOT RH SC WK BH and so many others. But only for a moment.

Than I remember that I don't ask questions I don't need answers to.

Heh. What a kooky fuck I am.

qft

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Sorry. The build up really didn't pay off. Lots of cramp, but nothing lying there worth yanking a chain over.

 

[Jibbles]

It's like a fat bitch thinking she's in labor and then she's on the operating table and gives a big heaving push and out comes a plug of shit.

 

[jack]

more like a plug of rancid, corroded protein.

 

[eloisel]

Sorry. The build up really didn't pay off. Lots of cramp, but nothing lying there worth yanking a chain over.

I laughed at Jack's "FU Eloisel" post. I could almost hear the tribute to Amadeus.
Also, considering the prediction was no one would be interested, I like that it was disproved.
It is also most interesting that shock and awe was expected. I can't help but wonder why.

 

[Mirah]

I laughed at Jack's "FU Eloisel" post. I could almost hear the tribute to Amadeus.
Also, considering the prediction was no one would be interested, I like that it was disproved.
It is also most interesting that shock and awe was expected. I can't help but wonder why.

See, I was expecting something like, a tribute to someone else named jack. I had a whole list of things it could be..........

And really I don't think there is any story.

 

[jack]

Wel that's what happens when you get a good troll and fuck it up with your pathetic flaws. She's the Cat Lady of Arlington the way I hear it.