JackDancing, Bogner style (with a little Figaro thrown in)

[Alyssum]

I don't think moonwalking is what gave Elrod that rug burn...

Good thing he has that new space foam for a pillow too.

Help him to keep his teeth.

 

[Lavender]

Ha haha. That's funny Lyssa!

 

[Lavender]

You mean from him biting it, right?

 

[Alyssum]

Ha ha, you got it!

 

[Elrod]

Talk about your meeting of the minds...

 

[Alyssum]

Suck it, Elrod.

 

[Lavender]

Good thing it's Perma Foam.

 

[Bickendan]

That's because Malarky keeps the memory foam for himself!

 

[Alyssum]

Perma Shave!

 

[Alyssum]

Isn't Perma in Africa?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Elrod is PERMAPWNED!

 

[Elrod]

Indeed... it's hard to believe that all these different people are angry with me all of a sudden!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Delete "angry" and substitute "toying" and it becomes easy to believe!

 

[Elrod]

Tell me again that I'm pwned. Then repeat it about five or six more times. That'll teach me!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yes it will, just like you posting your idiotic theories again and again and again will really show me!

 

[Elrod]

Show you what?

 

[Lord Waffles]

Your penis.

 

[Alyssum]

Who's penis?

 

[Elrod]

I don't know, who is penis?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm not one, but I got one