Lumberjack lesbians are just nasty. Lipstick lesbians are nice to look at -- but, other than that, pretty much just a tease. It's like God leanin' down and whisperin' in your ear, "Psssst! Hey! See that really hot chick over there? Yeah, that one -- whoa, hoss, sit down 'fore you scare the kids. That's right. Now -- how would you feel if I made you the best lookin' motherfucker on the planet, so you could get with that hot chick over there? Huh? Tell ya what, what would you say if I even kicked your bank account up into the top 1% of the richest men on Earth,
just to help you hook up with that unbelievably fine-ass chick over there, huh? Well, guess what, buddy! SHE'S A LESBIAN! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's right, sucker! On the outside? Alllll woman. On the inside? NOTHIN' BUT DUDE, DUDE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Sadistic fucker.