Life Was Better With A Booger, Daddy

[The Question]

I'd blow my nose on my kid, if my kid said that to me.

 

[Dershocka]

Nowadays I save my boogers for cars that are double-parked.

Cause I'm a troll, and stuff.

 

[Loktar]

I save mine to make Booger Soup.

Because I'm weird and gross and stuff.

 

[jack]

Snot funny.

 

[The Question]

They can puke us, but they'll never mucus. And if they try, boy, we'll diss sputum.