Lying Chuckie (sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie"

[jack]

Ernie: Well, here I am in my tubby again. And my tubby's all filled with water and nice fluffy suds. And I've got my soap and washcloth to wash myself. And I've got my nifty scrub brush to help me scrub my back. And I've got a big fluffy towel to dry myself when I'm done. But there's 1 other thing that makes tubby time the very best time of the whole day. And do you know what that is? It's a very special friend of mine, my very favorite little pal

Oh, Lying Chuckie, you're the one

You make troll time lots of fun!

Lying Chuckie, It's fun to make fun of you.

Bo bo bo de oh!

Lying Chuckie, joy of joys

When I troll you, you make noise!

Lying Chuckie, you're an asshole, it's true!

Oh, every day when I

Make my way to the kitchen

I find a little fellow who's

Cute and brownie and bitchin'

Itchy-itch itchin'


Lying Chuckie, you're not blunt

in fact you're just a cunt

Lying Chuckie it's fun to make fun of you.

Hey, Lying Chuckie! Would you like me to scratch your eyes out little nifty scrub brush? You would? Okay, how's this? Hey, you want me to have you make me some soup, bitch? Oh, I see. You don't have any soup, do you? Well, how about your dick? You still have what's left of one? Scratch his little dickie. Ooh, he's ticklish. Ooh-hoo

Oh, every day when I

Make my way to the kitchen

I find a little fellow who's

Cute and brownish and bitchin"

Bitchy itch itchin'!!

Lying Chuckie, you're so dumb

Is that my dick in your bum?

Lying Chuckie, I'd like to filet you

Lying Chuckie I'd like to waylay you

Lying Chuckie I'd love to trololol you

 

[blackfoot NAP]

*laughing*​

bottom line nooker-nook-'nooker'. your not using my photo as your avatar.

thanks to 'eggs'.

 

[jack]

Bottom line :snigger: you got owned. And once again, Eggs had nothing to do with it. I did it on my own. But not before you danced for me very nicely.

Every day since late November.

Makes me smile

 

[Starship Coyote]

Jack Vapnoopner... black owned and black operated.

 

[Starship Coyote]

 

[jack]

Bottom line :snigger: you got owned. And once again, Eggs had nothing to do with it. I did it on my own. But not before you danced for me very nicely.

Every day since late November.

Makes me smile

WHAT. HE. SAID.

 

[The Question]

I'm surprised I read that whole thing. I wasn't surprised at the homosexual imagery in it.

Sickened, yep. Not gonna lie, I threw up in my mouth a little. But surprised, no.