Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[The Question]

Likes to grab little old ladies as they pass by him on the street, lean in rrreeeaaalll close, and whisper gently in their ear...

"Beef."

 

[Charlemagne]

Once farted the alphabet in an attempt to woo his second grade teacher.

 

[The Question]

Once a year, every year, he runs out of his house with a pair of tighty-whities on his head, and yells, "AH POOPED!" then runs back inside before anyone can say anything.

 

[jack]

Sticks Cheetos up each nostril, puffs his cheeks and "pops" them across the room.

 

[The Question]

Whenever he sees a cluster of lowridin' cholos, dashes into the midst of them and starts dancing + singing the tune of the "Mexican Hat Dance", randomly slapping them with wet fish by way of percussion accompaniment.

 

[jack]

Likes to eat cabbage and drink 100% milk, even though he's allergic to both.

 

[The Question]

Has a tattoo of Abe Vigoda's face. But here's the thing -- it's on Angelina Jolie's left underboob. But he paid for it and proudly tells complete strangers in the Denver airport that it belongs to him, damn it!

 

[The Question]

(The milk thing is 100% true, by the way. I chugged about a quart throughout today, and I'm rippin' ass so rancid it'd make Gary Coleman cry. Despite the fact that he's already dead. Also, is there a word for a cupcakeer midget? Wait... nidget?)

 

[jack]

Since niglet is the offspring, nidget (or widget) works for me

 

[The Question]

(Okay, that settles it, then: Gary Coleman = America's most famous nidget.)

Ahem, back on topic: ^^Whenever Jehovah's Witnesses knock on his door, he invites them in. But then turns on lezz pr0n at top volume while they're trying to talk to him about Jeezis.