Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

The Question

Eternal
Shamelessly stolen from B4st4rd F4ctory (fuck the stupid-ass algorithm in here that rewrote the name of that board to something else, btw), but I think we can do it better.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
^Is secretly jack.
 

Mirah

I love you
^Fathered several children throughout the states and is now hiding out in a monestary.
 

The Question

Eternal
Likes to pee into tiny plastic cups and pass them around to her friends and family telling them it's "Communion."
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
^
Uses live fish as vibrators.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
^Wants to be a corporate manager
 

The Question

Eternal
Whenever he sees a 'little person' in public, goes up and asks if they've gotten lost and needs help finding their mama.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Has a collection of vape pens shaped like dildoes
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
^likes little boys.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
^ is actually jewish
 

The Question

Eternal
Had a one night stand with a cactus; didn't respect it in the morning.
 

Mirah

I love you
^Huge Bernie Sanders fan. Will vote for Elizabeth Warren if Sanders isn't an option.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
^Licked Ruth Ginsberg's twat.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
^wished she had rubbed Hellman's head when they met.
 

The Question

Eternal
Wipes his ass with whole bananas. While he's still in the store. Then just... puts 'em back.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Like to wear a pirate outfit and grunt says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" a lot when getting head from Turkish greased wrestlers.
 
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