Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

The Question

Eternal
Carries a plastic bottle of ranch dressing at all times; when he sees someone in a wheelchair, squeezes a dollop of dressing into that person's hair and follows them around telling others that that person is a salad.
 

The Question

Eternal
Goes around grabbing random strangers' faces, licking their foreheads, and shouting the names of random food and beverage flavors.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Has an Obama tattoo between his shoulder blades.
 

The Question

Eternal
Is driven to lust-fueled frenzies by the sight of tortilla chips in places where tortilla chips should never be seen.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Likes to dance the "Macarena" while wearing a kilt and sombrero whenever David Letterman is on.
 

The Question

Eternal
Ate a fetus, got the beetus.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Likes to splash older women by puddle jumping when convenient
 

The Question

Eternal
Likes to gather up road cones if he chances to pass them in the street, then puts them on the heads of small children.
 

The Question

Eternal
Makes absurd accusations against himself just to keep threads going.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Does jello shots with midget hookers and then smells the burps.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
^IS a midget hooker and his burps smell like rotten celery.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Does not open doors for women, nor put his coat down in puddles for them to walk across.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Keeps Fuddlemiff locked in his basement, and feeds him roadkill soaked in vodka.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
When people call him autistic, he thinks they're saying artistic and asks if they want a painting.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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