MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

[CaptainWacky]

My hairline's receding like the French Army!

 

[Mentalist]

A lot of my friends have baldness problems. I don't because on both sides of my family the men have always grown old with a full head of hair that eventually turns brilliant white and looks quality.

I will never go bald.

 

[Mentalist]

Post your damn pic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not anywhere near bald yet but I will be by the time I'm 30 probably knowing my gay LUCK.

 

[Mentalist]

What do you see yourself doing when you're 30?

I have no fucking idea what the FUCK I will be doing when I am 30. Probably be homeless living a perpetual nightmare of some sorts I imagine.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder where I'll be when I turn 30 OH WAIT I DID THAT 11 YEARS AGO AND HERE I AM POSTING ON A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD WELL WE'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE DON'T BE LATE *jumps*

 

[Mentalist]

LOL!


No my entire life is a shambles. I must admit. I have fucking no chance really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have no idea, probably posting a "yep, I'm bald now" thread here.

 

[Mentalist]

LOLx2

Someone kill me now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PROFE$SSOR STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brief exchange between me and my friend Raj at work just now:

R: "So where's the 13th floor in that building?"
Me: "It's up my ass."
R: "Wow, that must smart."
Me: "Only during fire drills."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he bald?

 

[Mentalist]

Brief exchange between me and my friend Raj at work just now:

R: "So where's the 13th floor in that building?"
Me: "It's up my ass."
R: "Wow, that must smart."
Me: "Only during fire drills."

LOLx3

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is he bald?

He's got a "monk's cap" in the back, yes. He's a little sensitive about it, since he's only 31.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I wonder where I'll be when I turn 30 OH WAIT I DID THAT 11 YEARS AGO AND HERE I AM POSTING ON A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD WELL WE'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE DON'T BE LATE *jumps*

Wow, I thought you were close to my age, turns out, you're a full 10 years older, minus three years!

 

[Mentalist]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9155/sig20ji9pr.jpg

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THANK YOU CLITORIS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The clitoris scene appeared to be a homage to Luke seeing the vision of Obi-Wan on Hoth.

 

[Loktar]

What do you see yourself doing when you're 30?

I have no fucking idea what the FUCK I will be doing when I am 30. Probably be homeless living a perpetual nightmare of some sorts I imagine.

Except for the homeless part, it sounds like you just described my life.