Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1/6/2018

Rene Auberjonois (78)
Tom Holland (22)

And Morgan Freeman (81) but let's see how severe his sex stuff ends up being before wishing him a happy birthday.

+1!

I don't remember hearing anything else about the Freeman accusations.
 

CaptainWacky

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Liam Cunningham (58)
Anthony Montgomery (48)
Wentworth Miller (47)
Kevin Feige (46)
Leah Cairns (45)
Dominic Cooper (41)
Zachary Quinto (42)
Morena Baccarin (40)
Jewel Staite (37)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Wow, Wentworth Miller is old. Still kinda hot tho.
 

CaptainWacky

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I don't know why he left Legends of Tomorrow (I could easily look it up, though!)
 

CaptainWacky

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Keith David (63)
James Callis (48)
Noah Wyle (48)
Angelina Jolie (44)
Russell Brand (44)
Oona Chaplin (33)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Josie Lawrence (60)
Jason Isaacs (56)
Danny Strong (45)
Ellie Kendrick (29)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
JONATHAN!!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Remember when he was in Mad Men and beat up Roger. And also when he won all them Emmys.

Liam Neeson (67)
Karl Urban (47)
Michael Cera (31)
Emily Ratajkowski (28)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I figured Michael Cera would be subject to a Logan's Run kind of law where he had to be mulched once he turned 30.
 

CaptainWacky

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He looks fucking weird now so maybe he should have been (sorry Michael!)

Jerry Stiller (92)
 

CaptainWacky

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Michael J. Fox (58)
 

CaptainWacky

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Hugh Laurie (60)
Peter Dinklage (50)
Shia LaBeouf (33)
Ivana Baquero (25)
Katelyn Nacon (20)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Can we take Shia's years from him, and split them between Hugh and Peter so they can go on longer?
 

CaptainWacky

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CaptainWacky

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Malcolm McDowell (76)
Stellan Skarsgrad (68)
Chris Evans (38)
Kat Dennings (33)
 

CaptainWacky

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Boy George (58)

I probably would have wished Trump a happy birthday like ten years ago when he just seemed to be a reality tv idiot.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
KAT AIN'T BROKE NO MO'! FO SHO!

Happy Deathday to Trump, any time now, SPEED IT UP SPAGHETTI GOD MONSTERS!

Boy George has turned into an okay bloke in his old age.
 

CaptainWacky

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Paul McCartney (77)
Richard Madden (33)
Mallory Jansen (30)
Willa Holland (28)
 
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