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Eggs Mayonnaise

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As was Toy Story 3, in which even after having survived the fascist teddy bear prison, the toys are still given away by Andy.

And they never addressed all the teen years that the horrified toys had to witness Andy discovering masturbation, which is the real reason that boys stop playing with their other toys.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Updating this thread by going through my youtube history and posting any recent movie trailers.



That's a cute Simba!



Looks like fun!



There are many inaccuracies in this true life tale trailer! (Probably going to be the second best movie about wrestling ever though!)



Yes that's two live action Disney remakes in the same thread. This is the one fewer people will care about.
 
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Eggs Mayonnaise

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Not a movie per se...also, I love that it's at "Star Wars Kids" as if kids are going to be the ones watching this...

 

CaptainWacky

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I WAS GOING TO POST THAT IN A STAR WARS THREAD. (Tomtrek will never read this thread.)

I probably won't watch it and I'm not a kid so...
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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I WAS GOING TO POST THAT IN A STAR WARS THREAD. (Tomtrek will never read this thread.)
I feared this may be the case and I looked for other Star Wars threads to maybe use but nothing seemed to be the right fit. PLEASE REPOST IT WHEREVER YOU SEE FIT.
 

CaptainWacky

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Cassie

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THIS LOOKS FUN!
 

CaptainWacky

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There's a real lack of aliens in that trailer but I guess the special effects aren't done yet. Would rather have another Thor movie for the next Hemsworth/Thompson team-up BUT WE COULD HAVE BOTH I GUESS.



This looks a lot cheaper than the del Toro movies (probably because it is) and Hellboy's face seems kind of unexpressive, but good to see Milla Jovovich and Daniel Dae Kim again.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


John Wick is going to kill a guy with a book and ride a horse.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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He needs a faithful hetero life mate named Ted.
 

CaptainWacky

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He's got a dog for that.
 

CaptainWacky

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That's a lot of Shafts.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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I guess we should be grateful that neither Will Farrell nor Ben Stiller are in it.

It's like Shaft, but with sort of the plot from Austin Powers in Goldmember?

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I guess Shaft Jr. will learn how to be cool and not care about computers or respecting women by the end.
 

CaptainWacky

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lol
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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This can only end badly. The internet outrage will be either that the cast isn't Middle Eastern enough, or that the period is historically inaccurate, or there will be a truly confused sector that will create a blueface/blackface scandal.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or people will just think it looks terrible (because it does.)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


I HOPE THEY DO HIS LIFE JUSTICE.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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Nick Hoult will make his life SEXY.
 
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