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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


A world where The Beatles don't exist but somehow Ed Sheeran and Coldplay still managed to become famous writing the exact same songs they did in our reality? Seems unlikely given how much the Beatles influenced everything that came after them. Also James Fucking Corden is in it. I did like when the guy told Sheeran to stop rapping. And hey Richard Curtis finally wrote something with a non-white lead!



Elsa running throught the sea because her girlfriend's on the other side?
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They made a movie out of that John Lewis advert!

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


I've never actually watched Aladdin to be honest.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Looks like an odd existential twist this time...and more of the same "we got lost, have to get home" action...

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Woody has to stab Bo Peep to death with the fork to stop her killing Bonnie.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I probably should just start a John Wick 3 thread



This looks fun

 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I can't look at Leo without seeing an overgrown boy trying to perform grown-man roles.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Jesus Christ



Godzilla is the real Messiah

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


Scar's such a prick.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
SQUEE

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
This looks funny and has Imogen Poots

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S...Obi-Wan.

 

Love Child

One Love
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
I like where he is in the old hotel though....
And why don't those movies come out before Halloween? I never understood that.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That looks really cheap and bad.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
A more realistic reaction from the kid to seeing the tix is: "Who are the Banana Splits?"

"Look for it on Blu-ray and Digital" -- so they still do straight-to-video in this day/age.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
This isn't really a great trailer but Kristen Stewart made my ovaries explode.

 

Mirah

I love you
I will always watch a Charlie's Angels flick, just like I will always watch a Drew Barrymore flick or something like that. Also CaptainWacky talking about his ovaries exploding makes me want to hold them gently in my hands and that is just strange so I am not going to actually type that.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Karen Gillan's Midriff: The Sequel

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
There's a prequel to Kingsman for some reason.



It actually looks quite pretty but also just a remake of the first movie in a different time period?
 
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