My momma was so racist

[jack]

I was forbidden to watch Fresh Prince.

 

[jack]

she only gave me the filling in Oreos.

 

[The Question]

Yo mama was so racist, she shaved yo pubes 'til you turned 18 because, "I AIN'T HAVIN' NO cupcakeER HAIR IN MY HOUSE!"

(That's offensive in so many different ways, I think I actually impressed myself with that. )

 

[Starship Coyote]

My Dad actually would not let me watch Sanford and Son because it had cupcakeers in it. One night he accidentally caught a few minutes of it, started laughing his ass off and said "those cupcakeers are the real thing." After that, it was okay to watch.

God, I loved Redd Foxx.

 

[jack]

Your momma was so racist she's got a separate entrance for black dicks.

 

[The Question]

Yo mama so racist, she wouldn't buy you black licorice when you was a kid 'cause she didn't want to roll the dice that you'd grow up to be Sammy Davis Jr.

 

[Kefka]

cupcakeer kike.

Is this the final place on the Internet to type that?

 

[Chuckles51]

I think I was an adult before I saw all of Live and Let Die. My dad always made us switch the channel when Roger Moore started kissing that black woman.

 

[jack]

My momma was so racist, she tried lynching her own shadow.

 

[The Question]

Yo mama was so racist, the only time she ever beat a pinata it was 'cause she mistook it for a hanged Mexican kid.

 

[jack]

Your momma was so racist she made chocolate ice cream say "DAMN"

 

[jack]

She blends in with the snow.

 

[jack]

Your mama was so fat and racist her bra size is KKK.