My putative autobiography...

[Volpone]

In the increasingly unlikely case that someone demands I publish an autobiography, I want to call it "Failure is ALWAYS an Option." But, as I reread Genesis with an increasing blood alcohol level, I feel that if that title is taken, "Angels Don't Have Buttholes" would also be a fine title. I might need to do a bit of writing to explain where the fate of Sodom and Lot fits into my life. And I actually have no idea, but the idea of a rape mob forming up to sodomize a pair of angels is trippy as all fuck.

Because angels don't have buttholes.

 

[Volpone]

Fucking Lot. "Look guys, I got 2 virgin daughters. Let me trot them out and you can rape the shit out of them--no holes barred. Just leave the angels alone."

 

[Volpone]

Holy fuck, the Old Testament is fucked up. God is a dick. People are doing incest and bigamy. It's off the hook.