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Ishcabittle

Member
How is babby formed?
You see when a sperm loves a lady person very much, they try to hug as hard as they possibly can. Physics ensues, and like a shotgun blast the sperms get all up in them guts. Some time later a bebbe asks for a 529 savings account for weed money in college.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is it true that babies only eat peas?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Only the owner of a baby can determine that!
 

Ishcabittle

Member
Only the owner of a baby can determine that!
It is worth pointing out that I own this baby. As in, this baby is an object and I own this object. I can tattoo him with a picture of a butt on his butt if I wanted, what, are you going to stop me?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You could enter him in "Baby Mario Kart" a tournament where Babies drive Mario Karts for real and the winner's parents receive eight million American dollars. But it's not a real thing.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Would the babies actually drive or would the parents operate them by remote control and the babies only throw banana peels and such?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The babies drive.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It teaches them life skills.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Babies can barely figure out how to crawl and feed themselves. I think you'd have an awfully boring "race."
 

Ishcabittle

Member
I don't know, perhaps it would be kinda like baseball... you know, not a lot of constant action, but a slow building tension as things progress, moving closer and closer to the inevitable crash and explosions.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I guess I need to sit through a whole baseball game to get to the explosions.
 
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