On The Other Side

[Mirah]

Whew
The grass is not always greener on the other side.
Right
Right
Yes
No
Yes
Yes.

I just met the schools supplier and I was like OMG I could do some things tonight.
But what it really boils down to is that I just want to suck cock
so I don't need to get high for that.
RIGHT TIS?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?

 

['Gear]

Well of course you don't have to, but it sure makes things weirder. I watch Jersey Shore now.

Thank you Marijuana!

 

[Loktar]

I think I'd need to ingest shrooms or take an acid trip before I could watch The Jersey Shore.

Reading Dilbert stoned is awesome though.

 

['Gear]

I think if I ate acid and watched JS (assuming I'd sit still that long) I might be tempted to go off reservation for a bit.

 

[Mirah]

What would happen if you were sober
for like a really long time?

 

['Gear]

I have no idea.

 

[Hambil]

If I was sober for a really long time I'd remove my legs with a chainsaw. Though the high can be fun under the right conditions, I take it for pain relief because nothing else (except opiates which I refuse to take) works.

 

['Gear]

There's nothing wrong with me. I just like getting high.

 

[Conchaga]

What a coincidence! I like getting high, too.

Of course, I'm all kinds of deranged.

 

['Gear]

My Dr. has tiny dreadlocks and a purple office.

 

[jack]

My doctor has a vagina

 

[Conchaga]

My doctors have a varied range of sexual organs and hairstyles.

 

[Chameleon]

Should we call Planetary Security? It sounds a little scary!

 

[Loktar]

There's nothing wrong with me. I just like getting high.

Bullshit. Marijuana user or not, everyone is fucked up in their own special way.

 

['Gear]

I believe our business is concluded.