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Zombie Hunter
The Church of Scientology surgically removes Tom Cruise's arm* before using its time machine to send him back to kill Hitler.
*The could freeze it, but since they have a time machine, he can, theoretically** come back before it is removed so they can stick it right back on.
**When the coup goes horribly sideways and Tom Cruise gets killed by Hitler in 1945, they have to use the Church of Scientology's cloning machine to clone an army of Tom Cruise's from the arm.
*The could freeze it, but since they have a time machine, he can, theoretically** come back before it is removed so they can stick it right back on.
**When the coup goes horribly sideways and Tom Cruise gets killed by Hitler in 1945, they have to use the Church of Scientology's cloning machine to clone an army of Tom Cruise's from the arm.
