Open Letter To All Of Royce's Salespeople

[DaveBrown]

Hello!

I am Dave Brown! I am an organizer of political merchandising at presidential rallies. You have received this because a defector from Royce's camp has provided me with your email address.

I am offering all of you 15% more than what Royce pays you. All I ask is that you quit ASAP and return the merchandise that Royce provided you to myself. I will compensating Royce in an appropriate manner, as he owes me more than $5000 from the 2000 and 2004 campaigns.

Thanks!

DB

 

[OS@M@]

I will fight Royce!

 

[OS@M@]

Fists, fights, and chix!

It is all I can think about!

 

[bad dog]

Hello!

I am Dave Brown! I am an organizer of political merchandising at presidential rallies. You have received this because a defector from Royce's camp has provided me with your email address.

I am offering all of you 15% more than what Royce pays you. All I ask is that you quit ASAP and return the merchandise that Royce provided you to myself. I will compensating Royce in an appropriate manner, as he owes me more than $5000 from the 2000 and 2004 campaigns.

Thanks!

DB

tough shit.

 

[Godesukian]

Hello!

I am Dave Brown! I am an organizer of political merchandising at presidential rallies. You have received this because a defector from Royce's camp has provided me with your email address.

I am offering all of you 15% more than what Royce pays you. All I ask is that you quit ASAP and return the merchandise that Royce provided you to myself. I will compensating Royce in an appropriate manner, as he owes me more than $5000 from the 2000 and 2004 campaigns.

Thanks!

DB

sure Dave, I'm sorry we've caused you a problem.

What address shall we send the merchandise back to?

 

[OS@M@]

fight?

tough shit.

I will fight people that think they are tough shit!

 

[OS@M@]

sure Dave, I'm sorry we've caused you a problem.

What address shall we send the merchandise back to?

I will fight returns!

 

[DaveBrown]

wtf?

I will fight returns!

why do you want to fight everyone?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why are you posting this bullshit here?