Lister - look at me I'm a slob and havent changed one iota in 8 seasons
Rimmer - have a space core directive that ulitimatly turns out to be not the one I was thinking of
Kryton - Thats the wrong one, now excuse me while I eject myself from the nearest airlock
Cat - I'm a one joke wonder that hasnt been funny since season one
Kochanski - I was never funny, and I keep getting played by other actresses.
Holly - I'm a lot funnier as a man than a woman
Scutter sticks two fingers up