RELEASE THE QUACKEN

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

A SUPERIOR CULTURE.

 

[Dr Dave]

QUACK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ I guess since the final season of Walking Dead is going to be 24 episodes, some of them are bound to be low-budget...

 

[Cassie]

The ducks will take over.

 

[Mirah]

 

[Mirah]

I found a picture I took of Captain from 2018

Before his fish hook accident!

 

[Dr Dave]

You can tell he holds the rank of Captain!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We have things in common.

 

[Mirah]

Oh my gosh
I am a duck drug dealer!

 

[Dr Dave]

The first ones free!

 

[Mirah]

It was such a random find when I was looking through my photos. I couldn't believe I had that and that I had it recorded, like was there some greater plan for a video than asking ducks if they wanted some food and recording it.

 

[Mirah]

Here is another one.
I was feeding dogwood berries to the ducks, and one came and stole one right in front of the Captain!
And then the audio was taken over by the seagulls nearby.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's quack cocaine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

Contrary to popular belief and 2nd grade gym class, ducks do not like it when one gets down and "walks like a duck". It was proven today as photographer Mirah crouched down to get a better picture of the ducks she has been feeding in the park.
The ducks were fine with her standing, but as she as she got down low to the ground they began to walk away.
This has been a news story by the McQuaken Harold



Here are the ducks before she knealt down. As proof to show that they were indeed following her.

 

[FBI parte due]

Cutting edge Anatid research

 

[Mirah]

I am very disapointed in the Tik Tok duck videos. I think I am going to have to fix that.