SAX A MA PHONE

[jack]

::::honk! honk!::::

 

[jack]

I'm about to fuck you in the neck, it would appear

 

[jack]

Funny how Elrod disappears at the same time

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

:bllllllllaaaattt!:

 

[jack]

And that took what, FOUR minutes???

roflpops

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I'm about to fuck you in the neck, it would appear

And again, we see the compulsion to talk about "fucking people deeply in the neck." What is that about, Vapster?

 

[jack]

It's a metaphor about the Kennedy assassination, you stupid asshat.

Tony Hendra wrote it in a letters column in National Lampoon in 1974.

Was it criminal insanity your dad was incarcerated for?

 

[jack]

How long does it take to find a new proxy, anyway Gianni??

 

[jack]

:::crickets:::

 

[Kim Nyholm]

It's a metaphor about the Kennedy assassination, you stupid asshat.

Tony Hendra wrote it in a letters column in National Lampoon in 1974.

Actually, it was Paul Krassner writing about LBJ taking the oath of office in The Realist, but we won't quibble about small details, since we've already established that you're a moron.

The question is: why does it repeat endlessly in your brain like a skipping record?

 

[jack]

Where's my 300 diollars, you fucking cheating scumbag?

 

[jack]

Pay the drummer, clownie.

 

[jack]

gee what happened to you know who?

 

[The Dork Lord]

All these poor drummers...never getting paid....

Makes me glad I play GUITAR

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Lilac]

Damn those sax players that only honk away.
Play it like a clarinet-- the lyrical tone is much sweeter.