Shawshank Redux

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
Anyone who's seen The Shawshank Redemption is aware of the plot device where Tim Robbins used various pin up posters of Rita Hayworth to conceal a hole in the wall that he dug as an escape route. In a scene reminiscent of the movie;

Pinups of bikini-clad women hid jailbreak route, officials say

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/17/jail.escape.ap/index.html

ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) -- Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said.

Authorities searched over the weekend for Jose Espinosa, who was awaiting sentencing for manslaughter, and Otis Blunt, who was facing robbery and other charges.

They also launched a review of jail security.

The two got out of the Union County jail Saturday evening.

The county prosecutor's office said the two apparently removed cement blocks from two walls, squeezed through the openings, jumped to a rooftop below and then made it over a 25-foot-high fence.

The section they escaped from was supposed to be the most secure area of the facility.

"I'm extremely disturbed that a jail with the capability of security it has would foster a breach of this nature," County Prosecutor Theodore Romankow told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Monday's editions.

Espinosa, 20, an alleged gang member, was awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to manslaughter in a 2005 drive-by shooting in Elizabeth. Blunt, 32, was awaiting trial on charges of robbery and weapons offenses.


The men helped cover up the break by placing dummies under their bed blankets, and hiding the wall holes with magazine photos of women in bikinis, authorities said.

Authorities launched a review of security measures, and barred inmates from pinning up pictures from magazines on their cell walls.


I can't help but laugh at this. Some times you never see the obvious. Someone should send a copy of The Shawshank Redemption to the staff. :p
 

Sir. Helpmann

New Member
Sarek said:
I can't help but laugh at this. Some times you never see the obvious. Someone should send a copy of The Shawshank Redemption to the staff. :p

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You should be slaughtered, you know. Gutted and dressed out like a deer in the barn, all glistening inside.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Sir. Helpmann said:
Jack : a million morons working at the speed of light.

Wow that was easy. 35 posts and completely pwned already.
 

Sir. Helpmann

New Member
jack said:
Wow that was easy. 35 posts and completely pwned already.

Flying off the handle Jack can sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness ;)
 

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
Sir. Helpmann said:
Flying off the handle Jack can sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness ;)

Yes, but invariably, the flying hammer head usually hits some unsuspecting moron that sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong.
 

Sir. Helpmann

New Member
Sometimes when reading Sarek's posts I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
 

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
Sir. Helpmann said:
Sometimes when reading Sarek's posts I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

So what can we do to make it spread to, say, your respiratory system?
 

Lazy_Ghoul

I'm high
Sir. Helpmann said:
Sometimes when reading Sarek's posts I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

OMG FUNNY U SHUD SAY THAT LOL! ;)
 
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