Short People

[Starship Coyote]

 

[Starship Coyote]

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to
say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

 

[The Question]

Being 5'6", I'm on the shorter side of average for a North American fella of the 21st century.

But yanno what you big mo fuckaz cain't never take advantage of?

Havin' titties at y'all's eye level.

"Escyewz me, THIR! My EYES are up here!"

Tough shit, bitch, MY eyes are DOWN HERE.

 

[Oerdin]

I feel bad for short people.