So I'm Sporting A Shiner

God's Afro

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I got into a fight tonight.

With my friend's girlfriend over Dungeons And Dragons.

I went over to play tonight and his girlfriend showed up and found out that he liked to play Dungeons and Dragons for the first time. They'd only been dating for about a month before tonight and he hadn't told her. She showed up by surprise.

She started insulting us to no end and started calling us crazy retarded pieces of shit for liking role playing. Well, I poin5ted out that in one sense games like Monopoly and Risk can be considered a role playing game in that in Monopoly you're taking on the role of a business man trying to amass a fortune by controlling all the properties in the region and in Risk you're taking on the role of a general controlling massiver amounts of armies trying to take over the world.

So she hit me.

I slapped her back and knocker her on her ass.

So my friend won't be speaking to me for a while even though I struck back in self defense.

Oh, but, a man is not supposed to hit a woman under any cirxumstances, and if you must act in self defense you're supposed to restrain her.

Ah well. That's the way life goes.
 
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