Soooo...This is The Badlands Eh?

SuN

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An Austrian woman is like a good wine.......
Best left to mature in a cellar
 

SuN

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I've just bought this Austrian girls diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just says:

Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.
Thursday: Stayed in.
Friday: Stayed in.
Saturday: Stayed in.
Sunday: Stayed in.
 

SuN

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Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving
as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has 'Been
coming into his own'.
 

SuN

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An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzles daughter, Alice.
'Alice' he replied 'Who the f**k is Alice?
You mean for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!'
 

SuN

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Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark as long as possible.
 

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
Sun's a racist?
 
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