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MICHAEL: Space Hitler, are you OK Space Hitler, what's going on?
SPACE HITLER: All I want is to crush my enemies under my boots, kill everyone by eating their eyeballs and....and....
MICHAEL: JUST TELL ME SPACE HITLER!
SPACE HITLER: I was told that I am not likely to ever go back home and eat the eyeballs of the Jews again.
MICHAEL: Oh that's awful you must be distraught?
SPACE HITLER: ONLY NOW CAN I TRULY UNDERSTAND THE TRUE FEELINGS OF WHAT IT IS TO BETTER ONE'S SELF. TO UNDERSTAND WITH EMPATHY THE FEELINGS OF LOVE AND LOSS THAT YOU NORMAL FOLK HAVE. I NO LONGER WANT TO EAT THE EYEBALLS OF JEWS AND STAMP ON TINY BABY'S HEADS. THAT WAS THE OLD ME. THIS IS THE NEW ME. I THINK AT LAST I FEEL PART OF SOMETHING. I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO LOVE. TO FEEL. TO HAVE COMPANIONSHIP. YOU COULD SAY, THIS HAS BEEN A JOURNEY OF...... DISCOVERY!
(They both wink at the camera)
MICHAEL: *Cries*
SPACE HITLER: *Cries*
(They Hug)
END OF EPISODE. Everyone feels they now know that even the most corrupt of souls can be realigned with love. Go out and hug a peadophile today - AND THEY WILL BECOME NORMAL - all thanks to STAR TREK DISCOVERY!
(Credits play, to the background of same-sex couples fucking each other furiously just to make everyone feel that all parties are being equally covered in this episode)