Star Trek: Picard

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yeah it's a bit annoying that it's not on Netflix when they have literally every other Trek (even TAS!) I should refuse to ever feature the Picard show in Wacky Reviews: Star Trek.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
It's OK, when Disney buys Netflix and amazon they will all be under one roof.

I'm hoping to be wrong, but I feel like this show will be disappointing.

Also you put all your eggs in one basket when you name a show after one character, Patrick might wake up one day and think he is too old for this shit, so then you have a show called Picard with no Picard.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I predict a 3-season shelf life by design, which is something they would not disclose upfront.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
I don't think it will go past one, at least with him in the lead.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Depends on how many episodes constitutes a season. Could be anywhere from 6 to 18.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm sure they signed him to an airtight contract for a certain number of episodes. Not every Trek series has to go seven seasons anyway.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Especially on streaming channels. Netflix is brutal about cancelling shows.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member


What if it looks like THIS?
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
Picard never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What have you got against Michael Chabon?
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He finally looks old.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
The timing of today’s teaser release was both sentimental and symbolic. Today is the 25th anniversary of “All Good Things,” the final episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The series finale capped a seven season run that established Next Generation as the most enduring small-screen mission in the storied history of the overall Star Trek brand.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And the first episode is just one long sex scene.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
But first, a montage of every TNG character who had to wear old age makeup in an episode, and what they look like now.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
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