Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
From The Concise Guide To Forgetting How Much You Suck:
Destroy People Who Suck More Than You
This is my personal favorite. There are subsets of this which will be included later. Basically, you know who you're better than. The people who swim in ecstasy of their own stupidity... for them, ignorance is bliss. You sometimes wonder if you would be better off if you were like them. Probably so. Make them pay. Insult them, make fun of them and make their lives hell. Laughing at fat people and the handicapped is also not out of the question. Anything that will boost your ego by stepping on someone else's head. Sometimes you might get hurt, but it's worth it. You always win in your head anyway. If you need courage to insult people who are stupid but much larger than you, you can always resort to alcohol. It's such a wonderful invention. There are so many damn idiots. cDc wouldn't exist otherwise. Laugh at the grunge losers who still haven't had their umbilical cords cut. Laugh at the blind sheep getting raped by the media. Laugh at your insecure friends. You are above all of them. You are God.
