The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That's what Discovery's going to be about.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Maybe the Chenbot has Klingon labia, which is why Les Moonves is so gung-ho on the project.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She probably has inter-changable labia (being a robot.)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
OFFICER THINKING, LIEUTENANT!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Too bad they can't get her emotion chip to work.
 
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Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I wonder if there's a Klingon opera about backing that ass up.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Maybe Les Moonves has the Lore version of Chenbot deactivated in his closet. For when Chenbot goes to visit Mother and such.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Post neH vIghaj yotlh instead of facebook."

It only translanted "in the Mine Field."
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
NGA'CHUQ, NGA'CHUQ. GHAH TLHEJMEH QIMMEY, NGA'CHUQ.
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
toH qa'naDa'!
juH Dachegh 'ej Sung puH!
teH patriot muSHa'ghach Hoch puqloD ra'.
wew tIq SoHvaD Hu'DI' loD wIlegh.
teH north HoS je tlhab!
vo' Hop je juppu'DajvaD.
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.
puH pol qeylIS pujbe' 'ej tlhab!
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.

(O Canada in the original Klingon)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
THIS POST IS NOT IN KLINGON SO THAT I MAY PRESERVE MY SANITY OH WAIT I DONT HAVE ANY LOL OH WELL
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
:yoohoo:

I couldn't figure out what that one word was, I only knew it wasn't ducks LOL.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
But then have sex with the omelet, yes?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"SoHDaq muSHa' puS omelettes Dunmo'"

(self love is better than omelettes)
 
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