The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

[Loktar]

"SoHDaq muSHa' puS omelettes Dunmo'"

(self love is better than omelettes)

Agreed.

 

[Loktar]

But then have sex with the omelet, yes?

Basically, yeah.

I told them it would condition me to get horny every time I thought about chicken and eggs and that I was going to google chicken and egg porn.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But which came first?

 

[Loktar]

But which came first?

The chicken.

I can't even imagine how an egg would come.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP FOR 2018.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OKAY ONE QUICK CUDDLE BUT THEN YOU ALL HAVE TO HELP ME FINISH UNPACKING!

 

[Love Child]

Unpacking?! I didn't know you moved!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He meant unpacking emotionally. (But also he moved.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Having movements is essential to a healthy life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eat lots of bananas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And PSYLLIUM HUSK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And my...wait, don't eat that.

 

[Loktar]

And my...wait, don't eat that.

*slowly takes it out of his mouth and shakes off the drool*

 

[Brickvader]

 

[CaptainWacky]

JimmySavile.gif

 

[Brickvader]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is just like life. Everyone starts getting wrapped up in each other while I'm standing here, wishing to be cuddled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not my faul the cuddling smiley doesn't work anymore!