The Panda stale legal joke thread.

[Jack's Dad]

There Panda have at it.

 

[Panda]

There Panda have at it.

Sorry, is this English?

 

[Jack's Dad]

lolwut?

 

[Panda]

nice edit

 

[Panda]

DING!

 

[Panda]

Dance, stalker, Dance!

 

[Jack's Dad]

OMG

 

[Jack's Dad]

PWNED

 

[Jack's Dad]

BY MY MERE EXISTENCE!

 

[Panda]

PWNT

 

[Elrod]

Okay, I'll start...

"valentine's day, guttersnipes...

*laughing crazily*"

 

[Panda]

April 1....

 

[Elrod]

LOL! Good one!

"we are launching a docket... it will be under your christmas tree...

*lol*"

 

[Hero1000]

*misuses legal terminology*
*misspells a common legal term*

 

[Hero1000]

"The Supreme Court will hear my client's smalltime tort case."

 

[Elrod]

*shits himself*

 

[Elrod]

*incriminates himself unknowingly, edits post after someone points it out*

 

[Elrod]

*pisses his pants*

 

[Jack's Dad]

"This whole thread is going into the docket...........Cackling"

 

[Hero1000]

"This thread is now a deposition...you are sworn to be truthful under penalty of perjury."