CaptainWacky
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This year I am presenting both my insane Wacky Hot One Hundred (which covers every top ten going back to 2007) and, for the fist time ever, a list just for 2020. I have added up all the points from all the top tens I posted in 2020 (30 points for first place, 29 for second, etc) and come up with this list. I'll post the usual full explanations with the WHOH (which will follow in this thread in a few days...hopefully) but just some quick notes.
1) Yes, I am insane. I could just put this whole thing down to my autism. I mean, that's definitely the reason these lists exist. But even so...yeah, the top tens just got bigger and bigger every year and nobody stopped me (why would they!) and I just kept going and even I can't believe I do this anymore.
2) This isn't a "hotness list" or anything, I'm not saying girls should be judged on how they look (even though I kind of am doing that!) it's just a list of everyone I liked in 2020 arranged into a logical order!
3) This is a list for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. I have also kept Ellitot Page on the list as I ranked him several times in the year before he came out as a trans man. I trust this answers all questions you have on this subject.
4) Hana Kimura very sadly passed away this year...and I've still kept her on the list because I thought it would be weird to take her off? But it's also weird to have her on. I don't know. It's a weird time.
Yeah here it is, the Wacky Celebrity List of 2020 it's below!
218) Hazuki: 1
217) Zelda Williams: 1
216) Rebecca Ferguson: 1
215) Ariela Barer: 2
214) Magda Apanowicz: 2
213) Olivia Holt: 2
212) Linda Park: 3
211) Caity Lotz: 4
210) Cobie Smulders: 4
209) Cate Blanchett: 4
208) Sophie Tweed-Simmons: 4
207) Abigail Cowen: 5
206) Laura Prepon: 5
205) Peyton List: 5
204) Malese Jow: 5
203) Lottie Lion: 5
202) Dominique Provost-Chalkely: 5
201) Olivia Munn: 6
200) Tuppence Middleton: 6
199) Tina Desai: 7
198) Lotte Verbeek: 7
197) Natalie Morales: 8
196) Alexa Bliss: 8
195) Lili Reinhart: 8
194) Sarah Bolger: 8
193) Courtney Ford: 9
192) Jenny Nicholson: 9
191) Dua Lipa: 10
190) Zoe de Grand'Maison: 10
189) Jodie Whittaker: 11
188) Brandi Rhodes: 11
187) Margaret Qualley: 11
186) Xia Li: 11[/B]
185) Tania Raymonde: 12
184) Nicole Maines: 12
183) Zelina Vega: 13
182) Zoe Kravitz: 13
181) Stephanie Leonidas: 14
180) Camren Bicondova: 14
179) Bayley: 15
178) Nicole Law: 16
177) Imogen Poots: 16
176) Fan Bingbing: 16
175) Willa Holland: 17
174) Caitlin Stasey: 17
173) Toni Storm: 17
172) Melissa Fumero: 18
171) Paige: 18
170) Sarah Desjardins: 19
169) Dichen Lachman: 19
168) Avril Lavigne: 19
167) Kirsten Dunst: 20
166) Thomasin McKenzie: 20
165) Lauren Mayberry: 21
164) Zoe Lucas: 21
163) Emily VanCamp: 22
162) MyAnna Buring: 22
161) Sarah Silverman: 23
160) Ritu Arya: 24 - She'd be higher if I didn't binge UA in a week then never see her again.
159) Brianna Hildebrand: 25
158) Frankie Adams: 25
157) Rebecca Hall: 26
156) Charity Wakefield: 26
155) Ruth Wilson: 26
154) Vanessa Hudgens: 28
153) Isabela Merced: 28
152) Sonequa Martin-Green: 28
151) Maki Itoh: 29 - You can probably guess when someone's a Japanese women wrestler.
150) Lupita Nyong'o: 31
149) Danielle Panabaker: 31
148) Billie Lourd: 31
147) Adria Arjona: 32
146) Jameela Jamil: 32
145) Brigette Lundy-Paine: 33
144) Victoria Coren Mitchell: 34
143) Virginia Gardner: 37
142) Stephanie Corneliussen: 37
141) Azita Ghanizada: 37
140) Katherine Barrell: 38
139) Natalie Dreyfuss: 38
138) Isabelle Fuhrman: 38
137) Rosario Dawson: 39
136) Kate Mara: 39 - Her comeback came too late in the year to make much of a difference but she'll do well in 2021.
135) Gina Carano: 43
134) Elliot Page: 43
133) Cara Gee: 43
132) Gemma Arterton: 44
131) Ruby Rose: 44
130) Emily Coutts: 44
129) Mary Mouser: 46
128) Cara Delevingne: 48
127) Katherine Ryan: 48
126) Kairi Sane: 48
125) Nicole Kang: 50
124) Reina Hardesty: 51
123) Emilia Clarke: 51
122) Abigail Breslin: 54
121) Janina Gavankar: 54
120) Ellen Wong: 54
119) Nicole de Boer: 54
118) Isa Briones: 55
117) Olivia Thirlby: 56
116) Kathryn Newton: 59
115) Jessica Henwick: 60
114) Kristen Bell: 61
113) Jenna Coleman: 61
112) Peyton Roi List: 65
111) Natalia Dyer: 65
110) Jodie Comer: 66
109) Isla Fisher: 70 - Would be higher with more exposure.
108) Aly Michalka: 74
107) Anna Jay: 76
106) Amber Midthunder: 77 - Imagine how high she would have been if she hadn't dropped out of Fargo.
105) Olivia Wilde: 78
104) Penelope Ford: 78
103) Rachel McAdams: 81 - Underrated.
102) Elizabeth Olsen: 81
101) Katie McGrath: 82
100) Hikaru Shida: 82
99) Camila Mendes: 84
98) Ming-Na Wen: 85
97) Genevieve Buechner: 89
96) Anya Chalotra: 90 - She was a good newcomer.
95) Aubrey Plaza: 91 - Not sure why she isn't higher to be honest.
94) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 96
93) Jessica Chastain: 96
92) Lily Collins: 96
91) Natalie Dormer: 103
90) Maisie Richardson-Sellers: 104
89) Milana Vayntrub: 105
88) Barbara Palvin: 108
87) Hannah John-Kamen: 112
86) Rihanna: 113
85) Kate Beckinsale: 113
84) Alice Levine: 118
83) Valentina Novakovic: 120
82) Mandip Gill: 123
81) Hayley Atwell: 126
80) Lily Mo Sheen: 131 - She beat her mum (no. 85.)
79) Adelaide Kane: 133 - Again I only got back into her late in the year but she's great.
78) Samara Weaving: 136
77) Hana Kimura: 136
76) Candice Patton: 142
75) Charli XCX: 145
74) Brie Larson: 146
73) Florence Pugh: 146
72) Angourie Rice: 147 - Happy birthday!
71) Jamie Hayter: 148
70) Jeri Ryan: 156 - Hoshi Sato, Ezri Dax and Seven of Nine all made the list in 2020!
69) Sasha Banks: 157 - KOSKA REEVES.
68) Anjli Mohindra: 159
67) Amanda Seyfried: 164 - Another one who would be higher with a more evenly distributed group of appearances during the year.
66) Felicity Jones: 164
65) Charlize Theron: 165
64) Rose Leslie: 167
63) Phoebe Tonkin: 173
62) Zoey Deutch: 175
61) Tam Nakano: 175
60) Tala Ashe: 178
59) Anne Hathaway: 191
58) Ivana Baquero: 192
57) Charlotte Hope: 196
56) Anna Hopkins: 211
55) Diane Guerrero: 216
54) Chloe Grace Moretz: 226 - Why is she never in anything now.
53) Sadie Sink: 232 - Rising cuteness.
52) Maya Hawke: 237
51) Gillian Jacobs: 252 - Lack of material sees Gillian just miss out on the top fifty (she'll do better on the WHOH.)
50) Tessa Thompson: 258 - She posts a lot of good pics on Instagram.
49) Zazie Beetz: 264
48) Joey King: 270
47) Nathalie Emmanuel: 270
46) Gal Gadot: 286
45) Kristen Stewart: 301
44) Maisie Williams: 305
43) Evan Rachel Wood: 307
42) Holly Earl: 307
41) Katherine McNamara: 312
40) Ariel Winter: 331
39) Tiya Sircar: 356
38) Freema Agyeman: 357
37) Scarlett Johansson: 369
36) Mackenzie Foy: 374 - A strong new entry.
35) Asuka: 416 - Highest ranked wrestler!
34) Elizabeth Henstridge: 417
33) Saoirse Ronan: 424 - She's a great actress who I admire and respect.
32) Mina Sundwall: 424
31) Bailee Madison: 428
30) Emma Roberts: 457
29) Pom Klementieff: 478 - I could write "had a great 2020!" for a lot of the highest ranked girls but I do want to note it especially for her.
28) Chloe Bennet: 482
27) Sophie Turner: 498 - One of many girls who was pregnant in 2020!
26) Laura Harrier: 502 - I'm rabidly pro her now.
25) Emily Kinney: 534 - Cuter than ducks.
24) Alison Brie: 535 - And we didn't even get GLOW this year.
23) Dove Cameron: 556
22) Billie Eilish: 564 - I'm down with the kids.
21) Millie Bobby Brown: 614 - Hey she'll be around for a while.
20) Leven Rambin: 641 - Another who moved up a lot towards the end of the year.
19) Dakota Blue Richards: 653
18) Anya Taylor-Joy: 660 - Breakout star of the year possibly!
17) Larsen Thompson: 677
16) Dakota Fanning: 718 - This is a worthy rating for her.
15) Anna Kendrick: 731
14) Ana de Armas: 735 - Unbelievably this is her debut.
13) Margot Robbie: 751 - I've liked her for a long time but 2020 was her best year for me.
12) Emily Ratajkowski: 808
11) Michelle Trachtenberg: 809 - Lack of media hurt her but the Trachtencomeback of January and February still means she finishes high.
10) Kat Dennings: 863 - She was number one in the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 17 so it's INTERESTING that she's "only" tenth here.
9) Kaitlyn Dever: 941 - HIGHEST DEBUTING PERSON. Well deserved.
8) Natalie Portman: 1099 - It is appropriate that Natalie is the first to enter the thousand points club (it's a thing!)
7) Katelyn Nacon: 1174 - Great ranking for someone who I only really see on Instagram now.
6) Karen Gillan: 1224 - Highest ranked British person.
5) Zendaya: 1256 - Zendaya in the top five of 2020!? Yep, that's correct.
4) Lauren Tsai: 1370 - See she'd never be this high on a WHOH (not for a while anyway) so it proves this list was worth doing that she finished so high.
3) Elle Fanning: 1438 - She was "Great" in 2020 (it's because she was in a tv show named 'The Great' but it's also true.)
2) Hailee Steinfeld: 1548 - Was really really really really really really great in 2020.
1) Kiernan Shipka: 1786 - There can be only one number one and it's NO SURPRISE that Kiernan Shipka wins the list by a comfortable margin and will forever be known as "CaptainWacky's favourite female celebrity of 2020 according to that crazy list he posted."
1) Yes, I am insane. I could just put this whole thing down to my autism. I mean, that's definitely the reason these lists exist. But even so...yeah, the top tens just got bigger and bigger every year and nobody stopped me (why would they!) and I just kept going and even I can't believe I do this anymore.
2) This isn't a "hotness list" or anything, I'm not saying girls should be judged on how they look (even though I kind of am doing that!) it's just a list of everyone I liked in 2020 arranged into a logical order!
3) This is a list for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. I have also kept Ellitot Page on the list as I ranked him several times in the year before he came out as a trans man. I trust this answers all questions you have on this subject.
4) Hana Kimura very sadly passed away this year...and I've still kept her on the list because I thought it would be weird to take her off? But it's also weird to have her on. I don't know. It's a weird time.
Yeah here it is, the Wacky Celebrity List of 2020 it's below!
218) Hazuki: 1
217) Zelda Williams: 1
216) Rebecca Ferguson: 1
215) Ariela Barer: 2
214) Magda Apanowicz: 2
213) Olivia Holt: 2
212) Linda Park: 3
211) Caity Lotz: 4
210) Cobie Smulders: 4
209) Cate Blanchett: 4
208) Sophie Tweed-Simmons: 4
207) Abigail Cowen: 5
206) Laura Prepon: 5
205) Peyton List: 5
204) Malese Jow: 5
203) Lottie Lion: 5
202) Dominique Provost-Chalkely: 5
201) Olivia Munn: 6
200) Tuppence Middleton: 6
199) Tina Desai: 7
198) Lotte Verbeek: 7
197) Natalie Morales: 8
196) Alexa Bliss: 8
195) Lili Reinhart: 8
194) Sarah Bolger: 8
193) Courtney Ford: 9
192) Jenny Nicholson: 9
191) Dua Lipa: 10
190) Zoe de Grand'Maison: 10
189) Jodie Whittaker: 11
188) Brandi Rhodes: 11
187) Margaret Qualley: 11
186) Xia Li: 11[/B]
185) Tania Raymonde: 12
184) Nicole Maines: 12
183) Zelina Vega: 13
182) Zoe Kravitz: 13
181) Stephanie Leonidas: 14
180) Camren Bicondova: 14
179) Bayley: 15
178) Nicole Law: 16
177) Imogen Poots: 16
176) Fan Bingbing: 16
175) Willa Holland: 17
174) Caitlin Stasey: 17
173) Toni Storm: 17
172) Melissa Fumero: 18
171) Paige: 18
170) Sarah Desjardins: 19
169) Dichen Lachman: 19
168) Avril Lavigne: 19
167) Kirsten Dunst: 20
166) Thomasin McKenzie: 20
165) Lauren Mayberry: 21
164) Zoe Lucas: 21
163) Emily VanCamp: 22
162) MyAnna Buring: 22
161) Sarah Silverman: 23
160) Ritu Arya: 24 - She'd be higher if I didn't binge UA in a week then never see her again.
159) Brianna Hildebrand: 25
158) Frankie Adams: 25
157) Rebecca Hall: 26
156) Charity Wakefield: 26
155) Ruth Wilson: 26
154) Vanessa Hudgens: 28
153) Isabela Merced: 28
152) Sonequa Martin-Green: 28
151) Maki Itoh: 29 - You can probably guess when someone's a Japanese women wrestler.
150) Lupita Nyong'o: 31
149) Danielle Panabaker: 31
148) Billie Lourd: 31
147) Adria Arjona: 32
146) Jameela Jamil: 32
145) Brigette Lundy-Paine: 33
144) Victoria Coren Mitchell: 34
143) Virginia Gardner: 37
142) Stephanie Corneliussen: 37
141) Azita Ghanizada: 37
140) Katherine Barrell: 38
139) Natalie Dreyfuss: 38
138) Isabelle Fuhrman: 38
137) Rosario Dawson: 39
136) Kate Mara: 39 - Her comeback came too late in the year to make much of a difference but she'll do well in 2021.
135) Gina Carano: 43
134) Elliot Page: 43
133) Cara Gee: 43
132) Gemma Arterton: 44
131) Ruby Rose: 44
130) Emily Coutts: 44
129) Mary Mouser: 46
128) Cara Delevingne: 48
127) Katherine Ryan: 48
126) Kairi Sane: 48
125) Nicole Kang: 50
124) Reina Hardesty: 51
123) Emilia Clarke: 51
122) Abigail Breslin: 54
121) Janina Gavankar: 54
120) Ellen Wong: 54
119) Nicole de Boer: 54
118) Isa Briones: 55
117) Olivia Thirlby: 56
116) Kathryn Newton: 59
115) Jessica Henwick: 60
114) Kristen Bell: 61
113) Jenna Coleman: 61
112) Peyton Roi List: 65
111) Natalia Dyer: 65
110) Jodie Comer: 66
109) Isla Fisher: 70 - Would be higher with more exposure.
108) Aly Michalka: 74
107) Anna Jay: 76
106) Amber Midthunder: 77 - Imagine how high she would have been if she hadn't dropped out of Fargo.
105) Olivia Wilde: 78
104) Penelope Ford: 78
103) Rachel McAdams: 81 - Underrated.
102) Elizabeth Olsen: 81
101) Katie McGrath: 82
100) Hikaru Shida: 82
99) Camila Mendes: 84
98) Ming-Na Wen: 85
97) Genevieve Buechner: 89
96) Anya Chalotra: 90 - She was a good newcomer.
95) Aubrey Plaza: 91 - Not sure why she isn't higher to be honest.
94) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 96
93) Jessica Chastain: 96
92) Lily Collins: 96
91) Natalie Dormer: 103
90) Maisie Richardson-Sellers: 104
89) Milana Vayntrub: 105
88) Barbara Palvin: 108
87) Hannah John-Kamen: 112
86) Rihanna: 113
85) Kate Beckinsale: 113
84) Alice Levine: 118
83) Valentina Novakovic: 120
82) Mandip Gill: 123
81) Hayley Atwell: 126
80) Lily Mo Sheen: 131 - She beat her mum (no. 85.)
79) Adelaide Kane: 133 - Again I only got back into her late in the year but she's great.
78) Samara Weaving: 136
77) Hana Kimura: 136
76) Candice Patton: 142
75) Charli XCX: 145
74) Brie Larson: 146
73) Florence Pugh: 146
72) Angourie Rice: 147 - Happy birthday!
71) Jamie Hayter: 148
70) Jeri Ryan: 156 - Hoshi Sato, Ezri Dax and Seven of Nine all made the list in 2020!
69) Sasha Banks: 157 - KOSKA REEVES.
68) Anjli Mohindra: 159
67) Amanda Seyfried: 164 - Another one who would be higher with a more evenly distributed group of appearances during the year.
66) Felicity Jones: 164
65) Charlize Theron: 165
64) Rose Leslie: 167
63) Phoebe Tonkin: 173
62) Zoey Deutch: 175
61) Tam Nakano: 175
60) Tala Ashe: 178
59) Anne Hathaway: 191
58) Ivana Baquero: 192
57) Charlotte Hope: 196
56) Anna Hopkins: 211
55) Diane Guerrero: 216
54) Chloe Grace Moretz: 226 - Why is she never in anything now.
53) Sadie Sink: 232 - Rising cuteness.
52) Maya Hawke: 237
51) Gillian Jacobs: 252 - Lack of material sees Gillian just miss out on the top fifty (she'll do better on the WHOH.)
50) Tessa Thompson: 258 - She posts a lot of good pics on Instagram.
49) Zazie Beetz: 264
48) Joey King: 270
47) Nathalie Emmanuel: 270
46) Gal Gadot: 286
45) Kristen Stewart: 301
44) Maisie Williams: 305
43) Evan Rachel Wood: 307
42) Holly Earl: 307
41) Katherine McNamara: 312
40) Ariel Winter: 331
39) Tiya Sircar: 356
38) Freema Agyeman: 357
37) Scarlett Johansson: 369
36) Mackenzie Foy: 374 - A strong new entry.
35) Asuka: 416 - Highest ranked wrestler!
34) Elizabeth Henstridge: 417
33) Saoirse Ronan: 424 - She's a great actress who I admire and respect.
32) Mina Sundwall: 424
31) Bailee Madison: 428
30) Emma Roberts: 457
29) Pom Klementieff: 478 - I could write "had a great 2020!" for a lot of the highest ranked girls but I do want to note it especially for her.
28) Chloe Bennet: 482
27) Sophie Turner: 498 - One of many girls who was pregnant in 2020!
26) Laura Harrier: 502 - I'm rabidly pro her now.
25) Emily Kinney: 534 - Cuter than ducks.
24) Alison Brie: 535 - And we didn't even get GLOW this year.
23) Dove Cameron: 556
22) Billie Eilish: 564 - I'm down with the kids.
21) Millie Bobby Brown: 614 - Hey she'll be around for a while.
20) Leven Rambin: 641 - Another who moved up a lot towards the end of the year.
19) Dakota Blue Richards: 653
18) Anya Taylor-Joy: 660 - Breakout star of the year possibly!
17) Larsen Thompson: 677
16) Dakota Fanning: 718 - This is a worthy rating for her.
15) Anna Kendrick: 731
14) Ana de Armas: 735 - Unbelievably this is her debut.
13) Margot Robbie: 751 - I've liked her for a long time but 2020 was her best year for me.
12) Emily Ratajkowski: 808
11) Michelle Trachtenberg: 809 - Lack of media hurt her but the Trachtencomeback of January and February still means she finishes high.
10) Kat Dennings: 863 - She was number one in the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 17 so it's INTERESTING that she's "only" tenth here.
9) Kaitlyn Dever: 941 - HIGHEST DEBUTING PERSON. Well deserved.
8) Natalie Portman: 1099 - It is appropriate that Natalie is the first to enter the thousand points club (it's a thing!)
7) Katelyn Nacon: 1174 - Great ranking for someone who I only really see on Instagram now.
6) Karen Gillan: 1224 - Highest ranked British person.
5) Zendaya: 1256 - Zendaya in the top five of 2020!? Yep, that's correct.
4) Lauren Tsai: 1370 - See she'd never be this high on a WHOH (not for a while anyway) so it proves this list was worth doing that she finished so high.
3) Elle Fanning: 1438 - She was "Great" in 2020 (it's because she was in a tv show named 'The Great' but it's also true.)
2) Hailee Steinfeld: 1548 - Was really really really really really really great in 2020.
1) Kiernan Shipka: 1786 - There can be only one number one and it's NO SURPRISE that Kiernan Shipka wins the list by a comfortable margin and will forever be known as "CaptainWacky's favourite female celebrity of 2020 according to that crazy list he posted."
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