There are not enough threads about ducks

[Mirah]

Started by angry ducks
Are there NO ANGRY DUCKS?
AND
WHY IS NO ONE HERE CALLED "ANGRY DUCK?"
IS IT LIKE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF DUCKS?!

 

[Mirah]

LOOK! I MADE MY THREAD A QUESTION TYPE OF THREAD AND WHEN OR IF IT IS EVER SOLVED I cAN MARK IT AS SOLVED! THAT IS SUPER DUPER COOL!
AND YES I KNOW I AM POSTING WITH MIRAH NOW. I PUT ILC TO SLEEP. GOODNIGHT ILC! HAVE A NICE NIGHT! SWEET DREAMS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

Beavers and Ducks. Must be an Oregon thing. I am going to declare this thread answered, mostly because I am curious what happens after.

 

[Mirah]

Oh I guess I already did when I declared CaptainWacky's post the answer.

 

[The Question]

Do ducks eat roast beef?

YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh I guess I already did when I declared CaptainWacky's post the answer.

Ducks like the inside of cat ears.

 

[Mirah]

For Cassie.

 

[Dr Dave]

Beavers and Ducks. Must be an Oregon thing. I am going to declare this thread answered, mostly because I am curious what happens after.

They know the score.

 

[Love Child]

Apparently Volpone thinks there should be more dick threads.

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck threads are way better then dick threads.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I kept waiting for the dog to get in with them.

 

[Volpone]

My dog would probably go through them like popcorn. It's baby duck season here and (knock on wood) so far I've avoided having to jump onto a creek to grab my dog (who is normally good about working off-leash). A couple times I've run along the bank, yelling at her, but thus far no tragedies.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[The Question]

That dog is fucking freakish. Its head is bobbling up and down, yet the ends of its ears are utterly stationary.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dog-Duck ASMR.

 

[The Question]

There should be more ducks driving trucks.